Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dude needs a trim

How did this hirsute guy end up on the cover of both our weekend entertainment rags, with the identical piercing, furry stare?














I like a guy with long hair, but seriously! It's not 1972 anymore. I want to give this guy some scissors for a mustache trim. Can you imagine eating with that over your mouth? Or kissing it?















Somebody's publicist is definitely earning their keep.

6 comments:

Laura said...

Sheesh! I really DO live in the boonies... I have absolutely no clue who the hairy man is, but I'm guessing he's a celebrity of some sort...

Emily said...

I don't live in the boonies, and I don't know who he is either.

Yuk.

Lula said...

bleh. Talk about flavor saver!

EdamameMommy said...

no clue but ugh on everything I can imagine clinging to and dripping from that mangy stache.

I admire your use of the word hursute. Do you use it when speaking or just written? Definitely a $1 word.

Joey said...

I, too, am impressed with the dictionary in your head. Sadly, John is growing out his 'stache again to my very vocal dismay. Oh, well. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I just don't get it.

Marc Gibson said...

Sorry folks, but I'm siding with the unnamed furry man. As a moustache-wearer and proponent myself, I have a greater appreciation than most for the manly art of the moustache. Believe it or not, a gentleman becomes adept at gracefully eating around such an obstacle. As to kissing, many find a hirsute lip more satisfying than a naked one; hell, I'd kiss the guy, so long as he shaves off the beard; as a purist, I believe that the moustache should stand alone.